Christmas Message – A Prayer for the Stressed at Xmas and for the New Year

Merry Christmas
O Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
Plus, the courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to ignore the Areshole that has a different opinion to mine.
And help me, O Lord to be careful of the toes on which I may step on today
As they may be connected to the arse that I may inadvertently have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me, O Lord, as always to give my opinion to help others, even if they don’t want to know.
And finally, Lord, help me to remember, when I’m having a bad day
And it seems like some people really have it in for me,
to smile, and tell the bastard to Fuck Off!
Amen
Only joking.
It’s a great time to be kind, forgiving and to love those you care about,
and also maybe those you don’t.
Merry Christmas.
Tomorrow you can go back to saying your prayer